Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
As shirtless as possible
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
