Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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