This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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