So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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