Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
vagina is talking i cant
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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