But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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