The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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