I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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