...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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