happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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