worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
