just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
His nipple licking is glorious
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