Porn is love you can see.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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