id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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