I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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