maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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