I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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