its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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