garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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