i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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