matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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