I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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