i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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