I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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