Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
