listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Randomize