when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think people are normalizing furries
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
