I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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