ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Girls should come with a carfax report
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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