is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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