Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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