But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I met the friendliest cop last night
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
