The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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