it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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