have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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