Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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