Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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