I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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