Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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