just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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