you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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