I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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