arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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