this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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