it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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