hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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