I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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