I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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