Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
operation harelip BJ is a go
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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