I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Welp...herpes.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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