VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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