if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Houston, we have a squirter
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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