He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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