grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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